21+BEST} Funny Fathers Day Quotes 2016 In Hindi Language

Funny Fathers Day Quotes: Hello Friends, Happy Fathers Day  to all my friends and blog readers. Today I am going to share with you the best collection of Funny Fathers Day Quotes 2016. This is a special day which is celebrated in all over the world. Father is like a pillar which handles their family. In this day, we have to thank our parents and make this day Special for them. Funny Fathers Day Quotes. Fathers day celebrated on third Sunday of June month. This year will be celebrated on 19th June 2016. In this article, we would like to share Latest Funny Fathers Day Quotes in Hindi language.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes
Funny Fathers Day Quotes

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Funny Fathers Day Quotes:

 “I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it was socially acceptable I’d be the first one to have my kid in a full helmet and like a cage across his face mask.” — Will Arnett

I enjoy Father’s Day. It’s a time when I pause to reflect on the joy that has come into my life thanks to my two wonderful children, whose names escape me.!!

"Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up."

“"The only Father's Day tradition in my family is the annual conversation he and I have where I say, 'Hey, Dad, what do you want for Father's Day this year?' and he says, 'Nothing.' Then I ask my mom what I should get him and she says, 'He likes sandalwood soap, dangly jewelry, and Chanel No 5 perfume.’”

"My father worked for the same firm for twelve years. They fired him. They replaced him with a tiny gadget - this big - that does everything my father does, only it does it much better. The depressing thing is, my mother ran out and bought one."

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.!!

Not once I every feel that I don’t need you in my life no words are enough to describe.how much you mean to me daddy just want to say I love you happy fathers day ..!!

Funny Fathers Day Quotes In Hindi:

Papa: Nalayak Itni Raat Ko Kaha Se Aa Raha Hai?
Bholu: Apni Girlfriend Se Milne Gaya Tha.
Papa: Kiss Liye?
Bholu: Haan Papa, 7-8 Toh Kiss Le Hi Liye!

जब  एक  पिता  पुत्र  को  देता  है  तो  दोनों  हँसते  हैं ; जब  एक पुत्र  पिता  को  देता  है  तो  दोनों  रोते  हैं . !

This Dua is only 4 my M0M n DAD..........:-)
Plz, aik bar Ameen kahen! Ay KHUDA,
Mery ami abu ko Sehat or Tandrusti atta Farma
Un ki tamam pareshanion ko khatam ker
Aor unhein hamesha hamary liye slamat rakh. . . .!!

I got my dad one of those typical Fathers Day cards. You know, with a picture of a hunting coat hanging on a peg, a duck trick and some golf clubs leaning in the corner. Perfect card for him, because there’s nothing Dad loves more than going out in the woods on a cold morning and beating ducks to death with a 4-iron.!!

Fathers Day Funny Quotes:

Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his face at so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face. His son, as rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face the gentleman that sat next to him and said, "Box about twill come to my father anon."

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet"- Rodney Dangerfield
 The son whines to his father, "You messed up my childhood!" And the father says, "How could I, son? I wasn't even there"

The father of a couple of teenagers called the telephone company and announced, “I want to report an obscene phone bill.”

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

Funny Happy Fathers Day Quotes:

A small boy was at the zoo with his father.  They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.

“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“ …Which bus would I take home?”

Let this Father’s Day will be a reminder for some fathers that they need to start using condoms.!!

He who is taught to live upon little owes more to his father's wisdom than he who has a great deal left him does to his father's care. !!

“When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you."

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.!!

Yeah, millions of people around the world are the wrong CUZ THEY'RE NOT 'MERICAN! Why don't you bend this like Beckham, huh? 
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